Finally An Intelligent Article About Consolidation

**Shoe** · May 4th, 2007, 12:42 AM

Hey I got an Idea. How about we just go back to the 1800's and have a one room school house.

**Unchained** · May 4th, 2007, 12:43 AM

Oh Heck no. We wouldn't have Friday Night lights if we did that. The kids may learn more in that Laura Ingalls setting, but we must have football!

**Shoe** · May 4th, 2007, 12:58 AM

Come one man. Bold Camp can have a team, Inman Village can have team, virginia city can have a team and every other small area can have one too. So now everyone should be happy. We just need a name for the district!

**Unchained** · May 4th, 2007, 01:08 AM

Done this before, but here goes (using University to make it better)
Indian Creek University (ICU) The Nurses should be solid with star wide receiver Minnie Dix catching balls. They'll be calling her name out all night long.
Stone Mountain University (SMU) The ramp-ponies should be decent with Bubba Collins at RB. His time at the juvie center has made him a step quicker.
Bondtown University (BTU) The Furnaces should be loaded with that high-octane offense triggered by QB Jack Cox
These 3 teams shuld be the cream of the crop, but look out for challenges from Duncan Gap and Bold Camp as well as Inman Village (pending the probation and parole board's visit). Oh wait, we forgot to discuss the educational aspects. Who is coming in early to light the stove?

**Shoe** · May 4th, 2007, 01:22 AM

Who needs education when get all the subjects on the playing field. You get your basic math (stats), English (banners and spirits signs), History (because everything that happened the play before is in the past), Socail Studies (Fans gathering to talk and young kids walking around in there socail groups), PE (It's physical and it's exercise), Home Ec (Concession stands) Health (EMTs to help the players), and Hell you eveb get Sign Lanuage (Refs with all those damn hand signals). Now spelling maybe alittle difficult. Ex: Beat Dem Dawgs and beat Dem Kwik.

**Unchained** · May 4th, 2007, 01:27 AM

Hey Shoe
I just noticed that you changed your custom name to what they call you in D Building lol. Wait till you get your Senior Officer stripe and then it'll be OLD fat punk ass lol

**Shoe** · May 4th, 2007, 01:31 AM

well atleast im not a racist nazi hillbilly goon lol!

**Unchained** · May 4th, 2007, 01:32 AM

I always tell 'em "flattery will get you nowhere". Then I have to explain to their stupid asses what flattery means [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/crazy.gif[/img]

**Shoe** · May 4th, 2007, 01:38 AM

Now come on man you know some of them go to classes and [censored]. To study things like how to use a mop and how to clean. Which I must admit I still can't get over.